Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, ‘I think I’ve lost an electron.’ The other says ‘Are you sure?’ The first says, ‘Yes, I’m positive…’
I may sound like a snob, but I have goals and I work my ass off. I would like to find a guy who matches me. I’m looking forward, I don’t want to be dragged down. I want someone who can keep up with me.
this is never going to happen. dream on.
mental heart attack. 28 days no smoking… broke today and smoked a cigarette all because of stress. lovely. Don’t plan on picking up this habit again.
going to visit my tattoo artist to plan my sister and I’s tattoos. boom. I’m super excited.
Went to work tonight with a mohawk wasn’t sure how it was going to turn out. Everyone loved it, funny how that works. “Omg, youre just so cute” “your eyes are stunning” blahblah. thanks random people. you made my night.
oh and the drunk bitch who ran on stage before getting kicked out. her too.